So I made up a bit of a silly game.
It’s called Mouth Roulette and it’s very simple.
Okay so first off you go to the thrift store and find around 25 music compilation CDs from the 90s and the 00s. You want to end up with exactly 492 tracks of popular music from around this time period. Get some Smash Mouth, Modest Mouse, Spice Girls and Weezer in there. Rip all the disks to your PC.
Next, go and download the entirety of Neil Cicierega’s Mouth-tetraology.
Put everything into a 574 track long playlist. Next time you have guests over, put on the playlist in shuffle mode and hide the player. The game is won by keeping a straight face and no one else noticing throughout.
Who knows, maybe you won’t hit a single mouth-track.. Maybe. If you do, hope it’s not Spongerock.. Or Sexual Lion King… or Aammoorree…. or, well.. Good luck.

The playlist will be about 30 hours long, so there’s plenty replayability.


